Wanna hear a funny joke?

Elsie must ask that question at least a dozen times a day...typically all in a row. Her jokes go a little something like this:

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Punkin who didn't eat a train.
Punkin who didn't eat a train who?
Um, Elsie Thompson. (I changed our last name)

or

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Punkin who wants a peanut butter sandwich.
Punkin who wants a peanut butter sandwich who?
Um, Elsie Thompson.

She's a goofball. Her answer always starts with Punkin, and the end is always her name. Silly girl.