Mommy: Elsie, do you need to wipe your nose?
Elsie: I'm not leakin'!
Last weekend, Elsie started a game of her own. Jason or I will be walking somewhere in the house when she'll shout out, "Red means stop! Yellow means slow down! Green means go!" So far, we've been playing along nicely, but I don't know how long it'll last before she catches us at a time where patience is running low...hopefully, it's far off for her sake.
Elsie: I'm hungry!
Mommy: Nice to meet you, Hungry. I'm Mommy.
Elsie: No! My name's not Hungry! My belly is feeling hungry, and I need food!